Bonus Episode: The Dark Tower Movie

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In this episode of Two Guys to the Dark Tower Came, we discuss the major motion picture, The Dark Tower.

  • Introduction (0:00)
  • Initial Thoughts (0:46)
  • Sean identifies a major failing (4:58)
  • Jay is upset about the opening line from the book (6:15)
  • No emotional connections in the movie (9:25)
  • Movie Jake doesn’t work (10:01)
  • Matthew McConaughey (alright, alright, alright) (11:59)
  • Some good stuff (14:00)
  • Who is this movie for (16:14)
  • Where are Eddie and Susannah (18:25)
  • What’s next (18:55)
  • The ending of the movie (21:16)
  • Outro (24:42)

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Intro and outro music is Western Cowboys Logo by Shorties.